Senior Successfully Crosses Hall Without Pass

Kellen Barham, Writer

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On Friday morning senior Ethan Ingram left room 203 and walked across the hall to room 204 to set up a camera for a video. There was one catch: He did not have a hall pass.

“Eventually the students are going to have to revolt,” Ingram said. “Student Life has kept us down for too long.”

Although Ingram seemed determined to rebel against the new school policy, other students wondered if he was making the right decision.

“It’s like Ethan is turning the hallway into ‘The Hunger Games’ or something,” said senior Nick Zanger. “Rules lead to an education, and an education lasts forever.”

Vowing to incite change, Ingram disagreed.

“Look, they can take our halls,” he declared, after returning safely to 203. “But they can’t take our freedom.”

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  1. Jackie Kennedy on September 12th, 2017 3:52 pm

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  2. Warner Buell on October 6th, 2017 3:06 pm

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