School To Provide Rolly Chairs for All Students

Jack Julow, Writer

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Headmaster Deely recently received 622 rolly chairs from Jostens, the yearbook company. The deal originated when the school entered into a nine-year yearbook contract with the company and also announced that the “J” in “JPII” will eventually be changed to “Jostens.” It is unclear what Mr. Deely’s motivations were for the chair acquisition, but students are excited for the new additions to the school.

The rolly chairs were delivered on Friday and were assembled by faculty members during this week’s Monday morning faculty meeting.

Following the meeting, Mr. Deely released a statement, saying, “With these new chairs, our students will be able to move easier in the classrooms by cutting back on lumbar stress, allowing our students and faculty to better collaborate and, of course, Innov8.”

Some teachers, however, did not seem very happy.

“My rolly chair was a privilege,” Mrs. Smith told the Herald. “If my students have the chair I’m sitting in, there may be a power imbalance.”

Meanwhile, students were thrilled by the announcement.

“Do you think we can just roll to the bathrooms now?” asked senior Kellen Barham. “I bet we can. Can you imagine just rolling to the bathroom? I’m so proud to be a Knight right now.”

Although the school hasn’t decided yet if the cafeteria chairs would be changed as well, Mr. Deely did hint that more changes would be announced soon.

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