Mr. Connolly Faces Veritas Council After Turning Classic Literature Into SyFy Originals

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Mr. Connolly Faces Veritas Council After Turning Classic Literature Into SyFy Originals

Kellen Barham and Ethan Ingram, Writer and Editor

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Last week a horrific discovery was made in the English department when Mr. Connolly was caught creating SyFy original screenplays by rewriting books taught by the English department each year.

Reports emerged last week that Mrs. Smith found Mr. Connolly in the Foreign Language workroom rewriting the popular book “Great Expectations” as “Great Expectations of a Zombie Beaver.”  

“I really thought hiding in the Foreign Language workroom would throw everyone off,” Mr. Connolly told the Herald. “I guess my secret is out now. Everyone tune into SyFy this Saturday to see my latest flick.”

When asked about his other film projects, Mr. Connolly offered his Top 10:

1). Atonement 2: Legion of the Damned

2.) Huck Finn and Jim vs. Radioactive Rednecks

3.) Macbeth vs. Nessie 2: We’re Not Nessing Around

4.) Frankenstein’s Monster vs. Flamethrower

5.) Grapes of Wrath: Return of the Okies

6.) DinoShark vs. Colossal Squid vs. Piranhaconda  vs. Gatoroid vs. Odysseus

7.) WWE Special: Alias Grace vs. Stone Cold Steve Austin

8.) Lord of the Flies 2: Hive of Despair

9.) Kitchen Boy: The Main Course

10.) Alien Apocalypse: Verona

Reportedly, the punishment given by the Veritas Council for all this plagiarism was daily parking lot duty.

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